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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Dare I call myself genius? Of course I dare.

You know what would rule?

Miniature bowling. Not "bowling with a tiny ball and wee pins," but a counterpart to miniature golf. Full-scale equipment employed in a more -ahem- colorful way.

Picture it:

Get the bowling ball through the hole in the windmill!

Imagine a short bowling lane with obstructions and a fiberglass cow in the middle!

How about adding bank shots? Waterfalls? Tunnels?

Aim for the hippo's mouth!

Yea verily, it would rule.

Outdoor miniature bowling: wave of the future.

I am a man of vision.

2 Comments:

  • Full-contact croquet?

    Extreme bocce?

    Really bad minton?

    Turbo curling?

    The possibilities are endless...

    By Blogger Dean Dad, at 9:02 AM  

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    By Anonymous Buy Femara, at 5:53 AM  

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