Dare I call myself genius? Of course I dare.
Miniature bowling. Not "bowling with a tiny ball and wee pins," but a counterpart to miniature golf. Full-scale equipment employed in a more -ahem- colorful way.
Get the bowling ball through the hole in the windmill!
Imagine a short bowling lane with obstructions and a fiberglass cow in the middle!
How about adding bank shots? Waterfalls? Tunnels?
Aim for the hippo's mouth!
Yea verily, it would rule.
Outdoor miniature bowling: wave of the future.
I am a man of vision.