Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Today's Obvious Joke

Coming This Fall!

MARVEL: RECONSTRUCTION!!

In the aftermath of the world-wracking, senses-shattering miniseries event CIVIL WAR comes RECONSTRUCTION!


Wounds will heal!

Alliances will be reformed!

Shattered friendships will be mended!

NOTHING WILL CHANGE!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE THE SAME AGAIN!!

With malice toward none, with action for all... RECONSTRUCTION!!

A just and lasting series, coming this winter from Marvel!

7 comments:

  1. This is going to happen in some form, isn't it?

    I'm betting Wanda will do her magic change-reality thing. Or Sentry. Or Franklin Richards. Or Hawkeye (not sure if he has this power, but why not?).

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  2. And Tony wakes up from his drunken stupor, and says, "Thank God, it was all just a dream!"

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  3. Anonymous10:24 PM

    Don't forget: Cable and Deadpool as Rhett Butler and Scarlett O'Hara in Civil War: Gone With The Wind

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  4. "As God is my witness, I'll never be decompressed again!"

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  5. Please let this mean the Hulk returns and punches everyone so hard reality shatters.

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  6. The best possible ending for Civil War involves Modok's mind control and Hawkeye with an Ultimate Nullifier arrow.

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