The Final Push
My current word count sits at 46,295 words. Victory comes at 50,000 words.
Therefore, I have two days to write 3,705 words. I've averaged about 2,200 words per day for the last week. I can do this.
The novel is crap. I do not care.
It's neither funny, nor polished, nor possessed of the literary merit of the back of a candy bar wrapper. I do not care.
Oh, I will, balding fat guy in a bow tie. Yes I will.
And by the way, it's not polite to point.
VICTORY WILL BE MINE!