We here at Filing Cabinet of the Damned
feel it important to give back to the community from time to time. Not only do such acts serve the common good, thus benefitting each and every one of us, it also cuts into the public service time mandated by the courts.
Below is a diagram of a vital self-defense technique, certain to be of use should you ever be threatened: the Twisker Sock.
With this, no one will dast to risk your fisk.