THEY CALL HER ATOMO
The Jerkwater Family Cat was recently diagnosed with a benign thyroid tumor. The treatment for this tumor? An injection of radioactive iodine. From what they tell me, it’s highly effective. She got the shot, she’s home now. The side effect? Cat is radioactive for two weeks.
Sadly, not enough to give her giant bat-wings or have her mutate into a giant monster that rampages through Washington and can only be controlled through a psychic link to a ten year old Japanese boy in shorts named “Kenny.” Just enough to make her a bit unsafe, as well as her –ahem- byproducts.
Yes, I live in a house with radioactive cat crap.
I never thought I’d live to see such a day. “Gotta go home, clean out the radioactive cat box.” Gamma ray-emitting cat poop. Wow.
Fear her...for she is ATOMO: THE NUCLEAR CAT!
A strange world we live in, my brothers and sisters. A strange world.
Sadly, not enough to give her giant bat-wings or have her mutate into a giant monster that rampages through Washington and can only be controlled through a psychic link to a ten year old Japanese boy in shorts named “Kenny.” Just enough to make her a bit unsafe, as well as her –ahem- byproducts.
Yes, I live in a house with radioactive cat crap.
I never thought I’d live to see such a day. “Gotta go home, clean out the radioactive cat box.” Gamma ray-emitting cat poop. Wow.
Fear her...for she is ATOMO: THE NUCLEAR CAT!
A strange world we live in, my brothers and sisters. A strange world.
posted by Harvey Jerkwater at
2/11/2005 05:42:00 PM
1 Comments:
Mr. Jerkwater: Thanks for the shout out below. It's always appreciated.
I love the fact that you have a radioactive cat. That's one of the coolest things I've heard in a while. I hope she gets better. Until then, you're just an origin story waiting to happen (Marvel MAX line, probably).
Keep us updated on your friend in Iraq. I'll be interested to hear how's he's doing. I know no one in the military, so it's interesting to hear from others.
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